Saturday, April 08, 2006
@ 8:01 PM
i read this damn funny thing while readin up on Scopes' Monkey Trials.
"On this side of the ocean it is difficult to understand the susceptibility of American citizens on the subject and precisely why they should so stubborly cling to the biblical version. It is said in Genesis the first man came from mud and mud is not anything very clean. In any case if the Darwinian hypothesis should irritate any one it should only be the monkey. The monkey is an innocent animal- a vegetarian by birth. He has never placed God on a cross, knows nothing of the art of war, does not practice the lynch law and never dreams of assassinating his fellow beings. The day when science definitely recognizes him as the father of the human race the monkey will have no occasion to be proud of his descendants. That is why it must be concluded that the American Association which is prosecuting the teacher of evolution can be no other than the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals." -http://www.borndigital.com/scopes.htm, Borndigital, Curator
ROLFMAOWTF
he left a mark
